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    City Of Chicago Math...

    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It's about time!

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    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin.. How many mofos can Ramon ice ona drive-by before he gotta reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother"s bail?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard.. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    2. He's selling that 8 ball for far too much. Nignog gonna get capped!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    City Of Chicago Math...

    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It's about time!

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    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin.. How many mofos can Ramon ice ona drive-by before he gotta reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother"s bail?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard.. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
    You are using black and spanish names, stereotiping is racism.
    the ak-47's are those the one's the white kids in Columbine used? Those were their parents legal guns, the one's that are not legal are the one's they sell in black communities.
    The good thing is, you don't have to go to minority neighboorhoods, to find bullets, drugs, illiteracy, even when those Smiths, Paterson,Strauss, etc go to college, they come out ignorante anyway.
    So if you want to be racist, go ahead, but that makes you an ignorant poor person inside.

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    black and spanish names? Now who's the racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    black and spanish names? Now who's the racist?
    One could easily make the argument that to presumptively assign ethnicity based on name alone is racist.

    Does that make you a racist?
    Last edited by j2k4; 12-19-2008 at 11:35 PM.
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    hehe

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    Pedro, Ramon, Leroy, Raul, Tyrone, LaShaunda, Juan, All those names must be Irish and you writing words such as bitches in your joke, it is not funny at all, not only you are a racist, but you degrade women, remember your mom is a woman too.
    If you don't have nothing nice to write, don't write nothing at all, but then again you want to be fair as the channel news you watch. Shame on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    black and spanish names? Now who's the racist?
    One could easily make the argument that to presumptively assign ethnicity based on name alone is racist.

    Does that make you a racist?
    Exactly what I was trying to say.

    I read the entire first post without once thinking it's a racist joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    One could easily make the argument that to presumptively assign ethnicity based on name alone is racist.

    Does that make you a racist?
    Exactly what I was trying to say.

    I read the entire first post without once thinking it's a racist joke.
    No, it doesn't make me a racist to caugh someone been racist, that is call been aware of the reality of racist people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    One could easily make the argument that to presumptively assign ethnicity based on name alone is racist.

    Does that make you a racist?
    Exactly what I was trying to say.

    I read the entire first post without once thinking it's a racist joke.
    Ah, sorry, mate.

    I thought I was responding to the five-sided vine-ripened vegetable.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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