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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Just realised the wee man is getting wind (and with that cramps, and with that loads and loads of crying) whenever I eat a bit of chocolate

    I am literally torn between my love for chocolate and the love for my child

    I guess I'll be losing weight quicker than I thought I would. Bye bye chocolate for 6 months

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    He gets wind when you eat chocolate.


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    Supposedly everything mom eats drinks & thinks goes into the milk.

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    Is that how milk chocolate's made
    Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 12-17-2008 at 09:20 PM.

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    i dont get it

    congrats on the life making btw
    .........

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    "btw" is starting to seem such a camp term
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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    Chocolate goes into mouth of Mother
    digested into stomach of mother
    into blood system of mother
    into lovely glands (breasts) of mother
    sucked out by child in the form of milk
    milk is digested in stomach of child
    into blood of child
    waste products of that which is digested may cause farting (and other effects, check out crack babies)

    adult men will fart without the need to go through this procedure.

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    I just realized everyone in the lounge is from the UK... except that Texan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acehood View Post
    I just realized everyone in the lounge is from the UK... except that Texan.
    and me.
    although my mum is.

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    I'm pretty sure we decided the other day that canadia is still our land or something else.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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