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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Was on a boys night out last night and today I have a mouth like a badger's derrière.

    I need to practice this drinking thing more.
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    A French badger, then.

    Were you drinking wine.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    A French badger, then.

    Were you drinking wine.
    Strangely, non. I was on Glenmorangie - very nice it was too at the time.

    I will be on the wine tomorrow.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I bet your mouth pretty much smells like badger's arse after it drank a tin of petrol.

    I find that's what the husband smells like after a bout on a decent spirit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    A French badger, then.

    Were you drinking wine.
    I was on Glenmorangie - very nice it was too at the time.
    Ah, it always strikes me that way.

    Too.

    God love the Scots - the Kennedys can suck eggs.

    I'd drink more of it if I knew my money wasn't perpetually funding their nefarious and incestuous political presence.

    A good encyclopedia should picture the entire clan under a heading which reads Political Pestilence.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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