Was on a boys night out last night and today I have a mouth like a badger's derrière.
I need to practice this drinking thing more.
Was on a boys night out last night and today I have a mouth like a badger's derrière.
I need to practice this drinking thing more.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
A French badger, then.
Were you drinking wine.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
I bet your mouth pretty much smells like badger's arse after it drank a tin of petrol.
I find that's what the husband smells like after a bout on a decent spirit.
Ah, it always strikes me that way.
Too.
God love the Scots - the Kennedys can suck eggs.
I'd drink more of it if I knew my money wasn't perpetually funding their nefarious and incestuous political presence.
A good encyclopedia should picture the entire clan under a heading which reads Political Pestilence.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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