The Sick Truth!

[Alucard1475]

Originally posted by slick nick+15 September 2003 - 15:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slick nick @ 15 September 2003 - 15:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 04:21
6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that&#33;?)
-Well, you already know...

This is why i always keep an fresh enema handy. [/b][/quote]
Add some ketchup&#33;&#33; It&#39;ll taste nicer... :-"

[Wolfmight]

9. When you look at a retarded/down syndrom person (over.. 13-15.. hell maybe even 18 years old)
- Remember what it&#39;s like when they first masterbated

10. When a fly lands onto your food your about to eat
- Remember that he&#39;s throwing a bunch of muchas onto it

11. When you take a mud bath
- Remember what might really be in there

[RedRival]

Falling down in a drain full of algae
-When you graze or cut yourself, and you see the green algae all over it, you wonder what went in.

maybe I&#39;m a wuss, damned

[thewizeard]

When writing &#39;remeber&#39; remember to spell it remember

[MetroStars]

8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else&#39;s comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.

it&#39;s so true

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 03:21

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remeber that Aspatame can slow down your brain

so thats why im slighty ......whats the word ......umm......slow &#33;&#33;

thats why im slow

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by nigel123@15 September 2003 - 08:31
When writing &#39;remeber&#39; remember to spell it remember

thanks.. posted this very late last night. (know how it is that late)
anyways, how is this sick?

[fallenknight308]

75% of all house dust is human SKIN :x

[Gooch2k]

When somebody farts and it stinks -
Remember you&#39;re breathing in particles of someone elses feces .

[balamm]

No your not, it&#39;s methane and bacteria that make that smell and cause it to be "airborne"