The Sick Truth!

**HeavyMetalParkingLot** · 09-16-2003, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by balamm@16 September 2003 - 04:15
Is this you dude?

do you realize just how tough it is to get the left over sticky stuff from the tape out of nipple hair, well let me tell you something........

**javakel** · 09-16-2003, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by hobbes@15 September 2003 - 22:10
Javakel,

Next you're going to insult me for having an indwelling rectal thermometer to keep a constant record of my body temperature.

This is an important thing. I check it every 5-10 minutes to make sure I don't have a fever and that I'm not suffering from hypothermia.

LOL

!! Well, my sincerest apologies if you were insulted by my last post...it certainly wasn't intentional. I guess you're right. Such information is important. Surely we can't make any sort of informed decision, especially personal ones, without the "hard facts" from an outside, and therefore expert source, now can we?

**Keikan** · 09-16-2003, 04:33 AM

1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of poo in her

I don't get this

**pol** · 09-16-2003, 04:34 AM

what, the "laid" part

**Keikan** · 09-16-2003, 04:36 AM

No the why she has poo in her hair part

**pol** · 09-16-2003, 04:37 AM

oh

, the "hair" part

**Wolfmight** · 09-16-2003, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by pol@15 September 2003 - 22:37
oh , the "hair" part

What "hair"? It doesnt even say "hair".

It's just a fact. People ushally have about 5 pounds of crap in them at night after 3 daily meals... depends on if the girl eats.. anorexic girls prob feel like they gatta go, but it's just a bigggg fart.