Monster.

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monster
(mŏn'stər) pronunciation
1. An imaginary or legendary creature, such as a centaur or Harpy, that combines parts from various animal or human forms.
2. A creature having a strange or frightening appearance.
2. An animal, a plant, or other organism having structural defects or deformities.
3. Pathology. A fetus or an infant that is grotesquely abnormal and usually not viable.
4. A very large animal, plant, or object.
5. One who inspires horror or disgust: a monster of selfishness

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Stop feeding this fear to the kids.
It does not help understand life and its creatures.

Instead be yourself and scare the shit out of them, they love it.

[Biggles]

They exist - believe!

[Rat Faced]

AND...





Plenty more of 'em

[Biggles]

*shiver*

[Rat Faced]

100% is partly right though.

I can't understand these creatures... but also I do feel its my duty to warn the children.

There ARE monsters in the Cabinet

[Biggles]

100% is partly right though.

I can't understand these creatures... but also I do feel its my duty to warn the children.

There ARE monsters in the Cabinet

Nothing quite as a scary as the Singing Ringing Tree to scare the bejaysu out of your kids though.

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I tried explaining Margaret Thatcher to him,
All he wanted to know is if she was a good or bad person.
He thinks bad people are cooler
so i got stuck in my answer.

Margaret is hence good.

[pentomato]

monster
(mŏn'stər) pronunciation
1. An imaginary or legendary creature, such as a centaur or Harpy, that combines parts from various animal or human forms.
2. A creature having a strange or frightening appearance.
2. An animal, a plant, or other organism having structural defects or deformities.
3. Pathology. A fetus or an infant that is grotesquely abnormal and usually not viable.
4. A very large animal, plant, or object.
5. One who inspires horror or disgust: a monster of selfishness

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Stop feeding this fear to the kids.
It does not help understand life and its creatures.

Instead be yourself and scare the shit out of them, they love it.

You stop telling lies, I don't know if you remember but some time ago in the United States there was a monster with two heads, sometimes one part of the monster would separate from the other, one was dumb, the other part was evil, don't you remember the tales of Cheney and Bush? They were real, that will scare the kids, but it was true, lol

[pentomato]

AND...





Plenty more of 'em

Question? Who's the chick with the red drees? I think I have fallen in love

[Barbarossa]

That's Edwina Curry. She had an affair with a very very boring man.