Post Your 'scam' E-mail Here...

**Snee** · 09-16-2003, 07:27 PM

Maybe this belongs in darkers Catastrophe thread.......

**MetroStars** · 09-16-2003, 07:47 PM

do think any has actually fallen 4 those African emails

**TheDave** · 09-16-2003, 07:48 PM

dunno, but going along with em sounds fun. what viruses and stuff can i send him. ill say its encrypted credit details or something

**MUSLEMAN** · 09-16-2003, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by nikita69@16 September 2003 - 14:46
Dear n00b,

REDMOND (DE)--World leaders reacted with stunned silence as MUSLEMAN conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in the Kazaa Lite Related threads. The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT (1622 GMT/12:22 pm EDT) last friday, was timed to coincide with talks between MUSLEMAN and the mods of this forum over possible antitrust spam action.

"MUSLEMAN is going to defend his right to answer every n00b question by any and all necessary means," said MUSLEMAN's keyboard. "Not that I'm anti-mod" he continued, "but there would be few tears shed in the n00b industry if Kboard were engulfed in a bath of nuclear fire."

Scientists pegged the explosion at around 100 answers per second. "I nearly dropped my latte when I saw the post count" explained University of n00bs, n00bphysicist Dr. Whoops Balamm-over, "At first I thought it was Mt. Rainier, and I was thinking, damn, there goes the mountain bike vacation."

In Kbaord, mod leaders announced the Kboard would boycott all MUSLEMAN answers indefinitely. Minutes later, one mod reversed his decision. "We've tried sanctions since lunchtime, and they don't work," said the mod. Instead, the administration will initiate a policy of "constructive engagement" with MUSLEMAN.

MUSLEMAN's Chief Technology Officer Intel P4 2.66Mhz said the posting justified MUSLEMAN's recent acquisition of the Kazaa Lite Related threads from the mods. Not only did MUSLEMAN answer "questions before n00bs even posted them" in the threads, said Intel P4 2.66Mhz, "but we've finally found a place to dump those millions of useless questions and so called "problems" about KL++." Intel P4 2.66Mhz warned mods not to replace MUSLEMAN's posting with rival members like NIKITA69. "I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a sincere intention behind MUSLEMAN's actions," said Intel P4 2.66Mhz, "but anyone who posts a question written by a bunch of long-hairs on the Kazaa Lite Related threads is going to get what they deserve."

(see The Post Count Times: MUSLEMAN up 600 posts in 4 days)

So, we need your assistance to keep MUSLEMAN alive in the Kazaa Lite Related threads. Our organization is NON-PROFIT, called MUSLEMAN-n00b Accord, LTD and it's registered tradmark, can be found in every single thread. Kindly wire us your donation for the amount of your choosing over $10,000 and support your MUSLEMAN from the mods of KBoard.

THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.