How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

**Squeamous** · 02-18-2009, 05:49 PM

Thankfully this weighty topic has already been covered:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1045359AAZgBUD

Folding is icky.....if you scrunch you can wipe and dispose in one easy movement, rather than sit there having to look at it ffs.

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-18-2009, 05:54 PM

i thought you were dead!

**Squeamous** · 02-18-2009, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i thought you were dead!

You didn't bury me deep enough

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-18-2009, 05:59 PM

i had to keep your arse sticking out the ground to......

**Squeamous** · 02-18-2009, 06:01 PM

Thank goodness it was a racing bike and not a BMX

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-18-2009, 06:05 PM

but i was talking about my cock?

where the fuck have you been!?

**Squeamous** · 02-18-2009, 06:14 PM

I thought it was the inner tube poking through

If you want the honest truth, I've been in an isolated Buddhist Tibetan nunnery trying to get over my unrequited love for you. No-one has ever buried me so deeply and so tenderly...not like you. But with the help of the nuns, a guitar, and a James Blunt songbook I managed to turn my life around.

Watchoo bin up to then?