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Thread: 5 Things Never To Say To A Woman

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    1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)

    2. Wow, that's the worst haircut I've ever seen, did you do it yourself or did a barber do it?

    3. How many guys have you been with?

    4. Pay for the date? I thought you were from Europe! Be independent, woman.

    5. Your vibrator is dirty.


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    how about...

    did you poop before we made love because your pussy stinked...

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    did you gain weight???

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    I love you honey but I am fucking someone else so I'll see you at 10 ok?

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    Honey, your armpits stink...

    Honey, you have bad breath

    Honey, I can't stand your fart get the fuck outta here

    Honey, you stink go take a shower

    Honey, I dont love you anymore

    Honey, why are you being so bitchy?


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    your tits a sagging?

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    james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don't cha?
    but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)


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    Originally posted by Adster@16 September 2003 - 21:09
    your tits a sagging?

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    Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me up an apple pie, bitch!

    ---Tried this one on my wife, I didn't get the proper response.

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    1. Honey? Did U jump supernodes?
    2. Baby? Did U hit the "Download" button?
    3. Sweetie? Did U try searching for more sources?
    4. Darling? Did U Turn On the PC?
    5. EX? :rtfm:

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