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Thread: help me devise a plan to sleep with katy perry

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    braking into her home at night and jizzing in her hair while she sleeps is not a plan.


    i have about 18 cash on me, anything more and we'll have to stop at a cash machine on the way.



    don't let me down interwebs.

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    Oh god what have i done!???

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    damn you penis!!!!!!!

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    No ideas to help, but if you suceed we want video and pics.

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    Does she have to be conscious ? unconscious removes alot of obstacles and the 18quid could be spent on the necessary potion to achieve this, however it does tend to cut down on the amount of responsiveness you are going to get from the encounter ?

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    name u r girl friend "katy perry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladesharp View Post
    name u r girl friend "katy perry"
    Pffft, lateral thinking ftw!

    Muldy, turn yourself into a girl, obviousement.

    She kissed one once and she liked it, apparently.

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    Now we've solved that can you help to arrange a threesome for me, lilly allen and duffy?

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    lily allen's cock hungry as fuck, just ask her and she'll say yes. Duffy, you'll need to kidnap her parents and tell her what'll happen to them if she doesn't play along - i'll keep an eye on them while you finish up :teamwork:

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    Pics of liek everything mentioned thus far, plz.

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