Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun
Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun
See ya in another life, brother.
Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.
i shaved my balls yesterday, true story
Yeah, she looks like she could get down that far
Hello Skweeky!
Have you been making full use of The Penis in my absence, old bean?
No no, I've been making him work out. Dumbells and everything.
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