help me devise a plan to sleep with katy perry

**Sanka113** · 02-19-2009, 10:42 AM

Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun

**Barbarossa** · 02-19-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Sanka113

Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun

You're a little bit scary

**Squeamous** · 02-19-2009, 11:56 AM

Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-19-2009, 02:13 PM

i shaved my balls yesterday, true story

**Squeamous** · 02-19-2009, 03:48 PM

Yeah, she looks like she could get down that far

**Skweeky** · 02-19-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.

Agreed. Show her the peen.

**Squeamous** · 02-19-2009, 06:08 PM

Hello Skweeky!

Have you been making full use of The Penis in my absence, old bean?

**Skweeky** · 02-19-2009, 06:11 PM

Naturally! I have been spanking it every day.

**Squeamous** · 02-19-2009, 06:15 PM

Oh no! I bet it's worn to a stump

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**Skweeky** · 02-19-2009, 06:21 PM

No no, I've been making him work out. Dumbells and everything.

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