Baby question

[JPaul]

By child 4 I'm pretty sure we were making a decent effort of raising her. She is healthy and happy and everyone who meets here says she is a joy to be with. We have never had so much as one negative comment from her teachers, in fact quite the reverse. They uniformly describe her in glowing terms.

I'm sure mine will be cleverer and better than anyone else's

I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever.

[Skweeky]

Trying avocado tomorrow btw. Carrot today, it went down, but it wasn't as popular as the banana.

[JPaul]

See my previous re "hoi milk girl, what's this garbage where's my fucking banana"

Remember you can be eclectic, he doesn't give a shit (well he does, you know what I mean). You might not fancy banana and avocado, he isn't a bigot tho'. Not suggesting that particular mix like, just illustrating a point.

[Skweeky]

Actually, banana and avocado tastes like chocolate. True story.

[JPaul]

Actually, banana and avocado tastes like chocolate. True story.

I thought you Belgians liked your chocolate seriously bitter and stuff.

[chalice]

Farley's Rusks.

They fucking rawk.



True story.

[Skweeky]

Too much sugar, fat head.

As for the chocolate... I prefer milk chocolate with a praline filling. YUm.

[Detale]

Praline filling?? Peanut butter is better

[Skweeky]

Yes, last time I was in the states, the wonderful world of M&Ms with peanut butter opened up...

It's a good thing they don't sell them here; I'd be the size of a house by now.

[CrabGirl]

Just as long as it's not banana.

Quavers, skips and milky bars are all a young child needs. Space raiders are a bad idea though.

My six year old has a crisps phobia now. He hadn't wanted to eat crisps since he was three or there abouts. One night he ran away from me when I opened a pack of prawn cocktail next to him. I took notice of his weakness and the next night, when he was annoying me, I chased him about the house with a space raider, he was in tears like.

I thought he must be the only one who had a fear of crisps, but I googled it and there's loads of weirdos like him.

If anyone from social services reads this forum and has taken notice of my parenting skills, I may be in a bit of trouble.

That is hilarious. I have part ownership of two small boys each weekend and they spend all week eating crap processed food and sugar, then come to us and it's a nightmare getting them to eat proper food. I may try cultivating a fear of potato-based snacks. Wonder if I can terrify them with sugar too? "Woooo!!!! Starburst!!!!"