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    someone sent in their laptop today which their cat had pissed on!1 it was fucking yellow and everything! had to get the specs before i could write it off and of course it was some shitty german make with no info on the interwebs about it so i had to slap on the latex and take the cat piss soaked components apart - who the fuck lets their cat piss on their laptop ffs!1?1!111 if i had a cat and it did that it would not be working away from that incident, i'd beat the shit out of it!1

    it was dark piss too, the cat was obviously dehydrated.

    fucking stank too.


    that is all.

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    luls, my cat pissed on my brother's xbawx, it was lol.

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    /also, if you buy shirts that are too small for you, you don't have to iron them cos they stretch when you put them on and fill out so they look ironed - shows off the guns too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    luls, my cat pissed on my brother's xbawx, it was lol.
    you should steal his telly that's bigger than yours and say the cat pissed on it. though no man could recreate that smell.

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    have ewe been shopping it the childrens' section again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    luls, my cat pissed on my brother's xbawx, it was lol.
    you should steal his telly that's bigger than yours and say the cat pissed on it. though no man could recreate that smell.
    I don't think I'd get away with it what with the cat being dead now

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    maybe...

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    So how's the new job Mulder.

    A wee bit more cat pish than you had envisaged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    you should steal his telly that's bigger than yours and say the cat pissed on it. though no man could recreate that smell.
    I don't think I'd get away with it what with the cat being dead now
    Oh no! When did it die??
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Yesterday morning.

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