it finally happened...the break up

**100%** · 02-25-2009, 02:45 PM

How to break up 2009:BC

she to me..... y u went offline

me to her..... sorry got dc

me to her..... our time is over

she to me..... huh........

me to her..... i want u to live ur life , live it in the full and most wonderfyull way u can

Gddamn! Now that is what i call a Break Up, the passion is ooozing from this one.
Drama needs to update.

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**hoodeh** · 02-26-2009, 04:24 AM

seriously you broke up with your girlfriend on chat?
rofl grow a pair of balls man

**Albo Da Kid** · 02-26-2009, 03:21 PM

^And how would you do it genius?

**The Flying Cow** · 02-26-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by stitched

ok i finally i told her it was over...there was this temptation of me wanting to meet her and hold her breast again

There is something of the local bard here.

A keen, candid eye for poetic beauty.

**Barbarossa** · 02-26-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid

^And how would you do it genius?

Well duhhhh, the old-fashioned way, obviously; Over the phone!

**hoodeh** · 02-27-2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid

^And how would you do it genius?

Well, I usually go for right after sex

Although last time it didn't work out to well, I guess she saw it coming or something.
So she dumped me right BEFORE sex.
Painful.

**pentomato** · 02-27-2009, 01:35 AM

A few days after sex, you have to say that you are not ready for a relationship, that is you not her the one with the problem, lol

**clocker** · 02-27-2009, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by stitched

...there was this temptation of me wanting to meet her and hold her breast again

This is where you screwed up.
Both of you would have been happy if you'd just told her to stay home and send the breast by itself.

**Squeamous** · 02-27-2009, 10:37 AM

I've got this mental image of that scene in American Pie 2 where a bored Alison Hannigan is getting her breasts rotated in clockwise motion by that bloke.