it finally happened...the break up

[Albo Da Kid]

A few days after sex, you have to say that you are not ready for a relationship, that is you not her the one with the problem, lol

I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

[hoodeh]

A few days after sex, you have to say that you are not ready for a relationship, that is you not her the one with the problem, lol

I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

Wow that's awesome, you want an award or something?

rofl "Hey guys I fucked this bitch like 5 times and then I dumped her, aint I the shiit??"
Keep that for your pals man nobody here wants to hear that shit

[pentomato]

I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

Wow that's awesome, you want an award or something?

rofl "Hey guys I fucked this bitch like 5 times and then I dumped her, aint I the shiit??"
Keep that for your pals man nobody here wants to hear that shit

At least I'll have sex and a few days later bye bye, so I don't want to hear oh my god I was thinking and she broke up with me, you have to be convincing, not telling her we do it today but I don't want you after that, learn man.

[Albo Da Kid]

^Yea exactly, you have to do it with fashion or else it could backfire and then you'll end up beating yourself up like Hoodeh.(I'm guessing Hoodeh is suffering from a recent discharge)

[peat moss]

Boy am I ever old fashioned , I think I only ever broke a girls heart once "when young " by breaking up . I took her out for dinner and made sure she had a good time then told her it was not going to work out .


She kicked me in the nuts , poured my drink over my head and threw my truck keys down the hill . I asked if a good bye BJ was out of the question . I sure miss that lil redhead .

[Swift]

the one from the avatar ?

[tesco]

the one from the avatar ?

That's his wife.

[pentomato]

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

[chalice]

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

The only sex you've ever had has been over the phone, you fucking spunk-bucket you.

Your divorce was finalised when they cut your phone off, saddo.

[The Flying Cow]

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

The only sex you've ever had has been over the phone, you fucking spunk-bucket you.

Your divorce was finalised when they cut your phone off, saddo.