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Thread: eastbourne is full of piss heads!1

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    on the way back to the flat just now there was a tramp lent against the wall just outside having a piss ffs! in broad daylight! i spotted him yards back and slowed until he'd finished and put him self away and then when passing me he said you alright mate and stuck both thumbs up was gonna say i fucking was till i saw your tramp cock pissing right next to my gate! but thouight it best not to say anything

    and on the way back from the corner shop last night i was carrying these bags and walking past this restaurant there was this big fat guy stood outside, definitely not a bouncer and he said they look heavy mate, i said yeah then he said i've buried many bodies in my time

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    /i shall update this thread should anymore creepy fat tramp piss occurrences occur.

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    Thanks for keeping us up to speed on developments.

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    n/p

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    ffs, just how posh was lincoln if ewe've never seen someone pish in the street?

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    i've seen people pish in the street ...i've pished in the street! but i haven't done it on a busy high street in day light and then given two thumbs up to the occupant, i don't know what sort of shennanigans ewe get up to in zoocastle

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    It's quite recent that they got the option to piss anywhere other than in the street.

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    Their menfolk are still limited to that.

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    You've obviously never been to the Gallowgate.

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    Someone just sent me this text, I thought it was quite funny:

    A women goes to the doctor begging desperately for help. In hushed tones she explains that her vagina has started to speak. She pulls down her kinckers, her lips part and whisper 'Rangers are gonna win the league'
    The doctor replies 'I'm afraid we're in the middle of an epidemic! Lots of fannies have started talking like this!'

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