on the way back to the flat just now there was a tramp lent against the wall just outside having a piss ffs! in broad daylight! i spotted him yards back and slowed until he'd finished and put him self away and then when passing me he said you alright mate and stuck both thumbs up was gonna say i fucking was till i saw your tramp cock pissing right next to my gate! but thouight it best not to say anything
and on the way back from the corner shop last night i was carrying these bags and walking past this restaurant there was this big fat guy stood outside, definitely not a bouncer and he said they look heavy mate, i said yeah then he said i've buried many bodies in my time
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