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    Oh those kids.

    Used to be cigarettes and sin-sin, groping your daughter at the prom or watering down your liquor cabinet.
    Now it's all self-immolation and ball stomping.

    On the upside, his chances of reproducing are pretty low.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Oh those kids.

    Used to be cigarettes and sin-sin, groping your daughter at the prom or watering down your liquor cabinet.
    Now it's all self-immolation and ball stomping.

    On the upside, his chances of reproducing are pretty low.
    Indeed, as ever you find an upside.

    I can't look at that without larfing like a drain. I think it's genious to the macs.

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    I set fire to my mate's balls in a metalwork lesson once. He was wearing an apron, I had a blowtorch. I will say no more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    I set fire to my mate's balls in a metalwork lesson once. He was wearing an apron, I had a blowtorch. I will say no more.

    Accidentally?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    I set fire to my mate's balls in a metalwork lesson once. He was wearing an apron, I had a blowtorch. I will say no more.
    He should really have been more thoroughly dressed, that would have saved a lot of unpleasantness.

    Unless of course you went to Catholic school, where being dressed in nothing but an apron saved a lot of thyme. I speak through bitter personal experience, obviousement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    I set fire to my mate's balls in a metalwork lesson once. He was wearing an apron, I had a blowtorch. I will say no more.
    He should really have been more thoroughly dressed, that would have saved a lot of unpleasantness.

    Unless of course you went to Catholic school, where being dressed in nothing but an apron saved a lot of thyme. I speak through bitter personal experience, obviousement.
    So which one were you during the bitter personal experience JP, the panzer grenadier or the milkmaid ?

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    Why were you wearing an apron? Did they make you bake stuffs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Why were you wearing an apron? Did they make you bake stuffs?
    I wasn't. They were madatory for metalwork tho'.

    :fuknose: why.


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