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    You know what it's like, right?

    You get in the bath with a biscuit, and while splashing away you suddenly notice a piece fall off into the bath. You'd let it go but it's an M&S double chocolate chunk cookie. It's still good, it's still good! So you fish it out eventually, and it's a bit soggy, but so what? You just pop it right in your mouth like it had been dunked in tea. Then you remember. You weed in the bath when you got in .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You know what it's like, right?
    Again no, really no.

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    As fun as sitting alone in your own tinkle may sound, that's what public pools are for, ffs.

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    It's not me, it's you

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    No man servant to catch the crumbs whilst feeding you?!!?!?!? How....primitive...

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    I like the cut of your jib! Would you like to apply for the job? It doesn't pay very well: at all in fact, but there will be an all you can see visual buffet of boobage plus expenses.

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    When I take a bath, my bewbs usually start squirting milk. Does that make it acceptable to dunk my biscuit in my bath water?

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    I'd say that makes it an absolute must!

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    Maybe I should put a couple of tea bags in there. Get a decent use out of it eh.

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    Steady on, no need to be silly!

    Have you actually....y'know. Tasted your boob milk? I would have thought you'd have to really.

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