A Nice Little Time-wasting Survey...

[Ella]

Here's a mindless survey for those of you looking for a way to pass time...

You have to answer each question with a line from a song - but from the same band. Here's mine, featuring the wonderful Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers.....

1. Are you Male or Female: She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
2. Describe yourself: I'm in love with rock n roll
3. How do others feel about you: She'd eat garbage, eat shit, get stoned
4. How do you feel about yourself: I Eat With Gusto, Damn! You Bet
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if you don't currently have one): He's always stoned, he's never straight
6. What would you rather be doing: I'm a little airplane now, I'm a little airplane now, now, wangity wang, wangity wang...
7. Describe where you live: Well I see a 50's apartment house, bleak in the morning sun
8. Describe how you love: We'll share a modern love, under suburban rain
9. Share a few words of wisdom: Well some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes, This never happened to Pablo Picasso

Next? B)

[Rat Faced]

You answered the questions?

I think i got the gist of number 8....

8/ You like "Swinging", Outdoors.

But im totally lost on the rest of the answers you gave.

[Ella]

Uuummm....alrighty...what I did was answer each question with a line from a different Jonathan Richman song. So what others do is answer each question with a line from a song by another band. Does that make sense?

Just another way to pass the time, dudes... :beerchug:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

1. Are you Male or Female: I'm Your Night Prowler

2. Describe yourself: I'm a mean machine been drinking gasoline

3. How do others feel about you: Every body, needs somebody

4. How do you feel about yourself: I'm on a highway to hell

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if you don't currently have one): Woooooo awooohowoo sweet chid o Mine

6. What would you rather be doing: Slide thru space flying into the blue

7. Describe where you live: Down by the sea, we found our hidden treasure

8. Describe how you love: I hold you, I need you, I get down on my knees for you, and make everything alright, if you were in these arms tonight

9. Share a few words of wisdom: Purple Haze, all in my brain, lately things, they don't seem the same, acting funny, but I don't know why.........scuse me, while I kiss the sky

Jonno B)

[clocker]

Ella,

I was trying to fill in the questionaire, really I was.

But I kept getting sidetracked by that "Nipples exploding with delight" bit...

[Rat Faced]

1. Are you Male or Female: This boy loves you more...

2. Describe yourself: Here, there and everywhere..

3. How do others feel about you: With Love from me, to you...

4. How do you feel about yourself: When i was younger, so much younger than today; i never needed, anybodies, help in any way......

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if you don't currently have one): Something in the way she moves, effects me like no other woman....

6. What would you rather be doing: She was a Day Tripper, one way ticket yeh.....

7. Describe where you live: In the town, where i was born; Lived a man, who sailed the seas...

8. Describe how you love: Eight days a week, i lo-o-o-o-ove you, eight days a week, is not enough to show i care...

9. Share a few words of wisdom: Whenever there are times of Trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, saying words of wisdom, "Let it Be"...

[Suicyco247]

1. Are you Male or Female:I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart...
2. Describe yourself:Sometimes I drink more than I need...
3. How do others feel about you:They say he's sick , he's obscene...
4. How do you feel about yourself:I've got a muscle of love....
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if you don't currently have one):You're poison runnin' thru my veins...
6. What would you rather be doing:Making love by the refrigerator light
7. Describe where you live:It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny...
8. Describe how you love:When I get home from work, I wanna wrap, myself around you, I wanna take you and squeeze you, till the passion starts to rise...
9. Share a few words of wisdom:Only women bleed.....

Alice Cooper...all lyrics subject to change depending upon mood & songs remembered....

[Billy_Dean]

1. Are you Male or Female: Do you think you can tell?

2. Describe yourself: "I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years,
been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad,
like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad,
even if you're not mad..."

3. How do others feel about you: The lunatic is on the grass.

4. How do you feel about yourself: There's someone in my head but it's not me.

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if you don't currently have one): We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,

6. What would you rather be doing: Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

7. Describe where you live: Heaven said the promised land, Looks allright from where I stand.

8. Describe how you love:My skin is cold To the human touch, This bleeding heart's Not beating much

9. Share a few words of wisdom: Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!


Pink Floyd.

[Ella]

I guessed as much, BD...and Suicy..."Making love by the refrigerator light"...I love it! What great lyrics! B)

[Lilmiss]

1. Are you Male or Female:
on the rag
2. Describe yourself:
stranger than fishing
3. How do others feel about you:
drain bramaged
4. How do you feel about yourself:
i live in a cake
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend (or hypothetical one if
you don't currently have one):
total bummer/ punk guy
6. What would you rather be doing:
kill rock stars
7. Describe where you live:
reeko
8. Describe how you love:
beast within
9. Share a few words of wisdom:
we threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows






(hope celery does "anal c*nt")