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Thread: Riaa Says Future Of Music Is Suing File Sharers

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    RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers
    By Brian Briggs

    Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA announced that they would begin a strategy of profits by lawsuit, which should keep them a viable business indefinitely.

    "It's really a bold new idea that really gets back to the roots of the RIAA," said new RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch Bainwol. "We'll no longer be worried about distributing music. The file sharers will do that for us, but now we'll just make our money from suing them and that's really what we're all about."

    According to a report by The Inquirer it will take the RIAA over 2,000 years to sue every file sharer, which confirms the long-term viability of the business model.

    "We agree that digital music distribution is the direction everything is heading, but it's not profitable to do that at $1 per song. We'd much rather receive $150,000 per song from suing file sharers. That's where the real profit is found."

    The RIAA's new strategy even includes removing all copy protection schemes from new music CDs, and providing file sharing software and pre-ripped songs with new releases. Limited production runs of popular tunes will also increase the need for illegal file sharing and boost the number of possible defendants.

    The RIAA could run into trouble with the plan as it is rumored that the SCO Group has already patented the business model of suing customers to stay afloat.

    The new plan has been endorsed by the American Bar Association.

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    they are drinking drano

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    ya they can kiss my ass, what are they going to do about the over seas p2p??? what a bunch of morans, am i suppose to get scared now and run???

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    lol, you are full of it. post a link to were that came from.

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    what do I put here? BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    are they crack babys or something?

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    Like your sig Ad,very funny.

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    Originally posted by Broken+20 September 2003 - 08:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Broken @ 20 September 2003 - 08:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> lol, you are full of it. post a link to were that came from. [/b]

    I could provide a link I imagine....
    But why, it was a Joke...
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    Originally posted by REALITY+20 September 2003 - 08:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (REALITY @ 20 September 2003 - 08:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Broken@20 September 2003 - 08:55
    lol, you are full of it.&nbsp; post a link to were that came from.&nbsp;
    I could provide a link I imagine....
    But why, it was a Joke...
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    lol if they actually did that its p2p FREEDOM&#33;&#33;&#33;

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    Are there some people out there that thought this was a serious post?
    it&#39;s just a joke...A funny one though..

    Although this might give someone over at RIAA headquarters an idea&#33;

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    If it was real i would hope the government would step in to stop it

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