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    I just stole a park bench ...

    The bench is great, it has got some nice complexive details in iron. I've been scouting the bench for several weeks on the way back home from work and now I have finally found enough courage to take the shit with me home. I carried it as gently as I could up the stairs into my apartment, and out on the balcony! Damn, it fits really perfectly.
    Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

    So, what have you fellow filesharingtalkers stolen?

    I love my bench!

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    Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

    It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine View Post
    Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.
    Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

    Fucking idiot.

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    What did you guys do up there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fun.T.Claps View Post
    Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

    It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap.
    Last edited by pone44; 03-23-2009 at 07:38 AM.

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    I bet you didn't see that one coming

    "It's not where you take things from -It's where you take them to"
    Jean-Luc Godard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine View Post
    Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.
    Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

    Fucking idiot.

    I bet you didn't see that one coming

    "It's not where you take things from -It's where you take them to"
    Jean-Luc Godard

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    I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless
    Last edited by Squeamous; 03-23-2009 at 07:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bone.W.Machine View Post
    Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.
    Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

    Fucking idiot.
    You take that as a permission? Doesn't make any sense to me, but then again, you're a brit.
    I don't have a stereo by the way.

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    Actually I altered the location of a parking meter once........
    Someone with advanced driving skills had mounted the kerb and hit the meter, breaking the concrete loose around the base. We conveniently turned up in a small van, and on discovering it's less than secure anchoring put it in the back of the van.
    It ended up rolling around in the back of the van for awhile so after a couple of weeks we put it proudly on front lawn of the local paper. There was this photo of the police crime prevention manager for the region inserting a 50c piece into a parking meter in the middle of this huge lawn on the front page of the paper.With the photo was a lovely and indepth exposition on the rising tide of vandalism.
    Your only young once............
    Last edited by Artemis; 03-23-2009 at 12:13 PM.

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    I stole some curtain rings and a rubber washer once

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