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    The last new bike i bought was stolen . mofo
    The last stolen bikes i bought where stolen or lost. mofos
    My latest faithful bike decided to die on me recently, back wheel, chain , breaks. All wonderfully abused to hell.

    Finally today i bought a new one.
    Thin sexy and cheap.

    I do not dare to touch her.

    I will rape her tomorrow, so she looks like shit and not be stolen yet an awsome ride.

    Beauty is within.

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    It's an old bike courier trick.I've seen guys wrap the frames of multi-thousand dollar bikes entirely in duct tape.
    Beauty truly is within.


    Of course the best thing to do is unfasten the quck- release on the front wheel so that anyone that steals your bike dies a quick but painful death.

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    I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.
    Should've gotten a moped.

    She'd've been chuffed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.
    Should've gotten a redhead.

    She'd've been chuffed.
    Fixed.
    Last edited by Rat Faced; 03-24-2009 at 09:41 PM.

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