Bicycle (Thieves)

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The last new bike i bought was stolen . mofo
The last stolen bikes i bought where stolen or lost. mofos
My latest faithful bike decided to die on me recently, back wheel, chain , breaks. All wonderfully abused to hell.

Finally today i bought a new one.
Thin sexy and cheap.

I do not dare to touch her.

I will rape her tomorrow, so she looks like shit and not be stolen yet an awsome ride.

Beauty is within.

[IdolEyes787]

It's an old bike courier trick.I've seen guys wrap the frames of multi-thousand dollar bikes entirely in duct tape.
Beauty truly is within.


Of course the best thing to do is unfasten the quck- release on the front wheel so that anyone that steals your bike dies a quick but painful death.

[100%]

I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.

[chalice]

I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.

Should've gotten a moped.

She'd've been chuffed.

[Rat Faced]

I put her in my bed, my wife is pissed off.

Should've gotten a redhead.

She'd've been chuffed.

Fixed.