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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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    Yesterday I fell off the sofa. Today I fell off my work chair, a wall, and down the stairs.

    I was not drunk.

    Why??? Where will it end?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Maybe you have an ear infection.

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    i fell down the stairs earlier too, it's what all the cool people are doing these days.

    *tho' mine was due to my legs dying from manflu

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Yesterday I fell off the sofa. Today I fell off my work chair, a wall, and down the stairs.

    I was not drunk.

    Why??? Where will it end?
    The floor normally.

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    I serves her right for putting her chair ontop of a wall at the top of some stairs, like.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    I'm having a bad week. True story.

    My daughter is a mentalist.

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    What did you expect?

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    Perfection.

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    I got that, true story.

    Parents night the other night, 3 minutes, I timed it.

    Just them saying how amazing she was, then us saying great like, can we fuck off home and get drunk now.

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    Least you chaps get to go to parents evenings.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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