Yesterday I fell off the sofa. Today I fell off my work chair, a wall, and down the stairs.
I was not drunk.
Why??? Where will it end?
Yesterday I fell off the sofa. Today I fell off my work chair, a wall, and down the stairs.
I was not drunk.
Why??? Where will it end?
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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i fell down the stairs earlier too, it's what all the cool people are doing these days.
*tho' mine was due to my legs dying from manflu
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
I serves her right for putting her chair ontop of a wall at the top of some stairs, like.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
I'm having a bad week. True story.
My daughter is a mentalist.
I got that, true story.
Parents night the other night, 3 minutes, I timed it.
Just them saying how amazing she was, then us saying great like, can we fuck off home and get drunk now.
Least you chaps get to go to parents evenings.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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