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Thread: Uses for Mouldy's willy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Thankfully you've obviously never seen it.
    Fixed.

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    Use it to bludgen seals to death with.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    See that sounds like someone who knows it could be used in that way.

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    I find it very suspicious that Crabby has misspelled 'bludgeon'.

    Maybe it's mouldy!

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    Sorry I'm tired and concentrating on about a million other things. Including baking a Dutch apple cake.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Some women are very scared of spiders. He could use it to prod under beds to make sure they are spider free.

    Just a suggestion like
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I find it very suspicious that Crabby has misspelled 'bludgeon'.

    Maybe it's mouldy!
    Maybe he's bludgeoned her with it, and damaged her spelling sense you mean ?

    The tourist attraction idea is no good btw, I have a feeling the girls of Eastbourne have probably got enough offers to see Mouldy willies as it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Some women are very scared of spiders. He could use it to prod under beds to make sure they are spider free.

    Just a suggestion like
    He could just walk under and have a look, like.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    He could try using it to have sex with.

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    We tried that, demand is whithering.

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