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Thread: Poor, Poor Sherman.

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    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    Christ knows she tried her best to slot herself in.

    Spurned, she hovers around the peripheries, venting sputum and her usual inept half-English vitriol.

    We hear her knocking, but she can't come in.

    Poor, poor Sherman.

    Fuck sake, people, give her a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    Christ knows she tried her best to slot herself in.

    Spurned, she hovers around the peripheries, venting sputum and her usual inept half-English vitriol.

    We hear her knocking, but she can't come in.

    Poor, poor Sherman.

    Fuck sake, people, give her a break.

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    The Fleeing Cow.

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    Hahah.

    Indeed. It's hard to believe I read all that in the other thread.

    A waste of time.

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    Is Sherman the cow.

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    Sherman is the cow and also the village shitestain.

    You remember her, shirley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Sherman is the cow and also the village shitestain.

    You remember her, shirley.
    Alright, alright C. I can take a message when I see it.

    I'll leave.
    Last edited by The Flying Cow; 04-06-2009 at 10:01 PM.

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    I don't want you to leave, Sherms. Really.

    Stop being a fucking pussy twat, is what I want you to do.

    Stop writing convoluted shite is what I want you to do. I know you can.

    Your posts read like you're trying far too fucking hard. Be yourself and stop being a fucking knob-end. I can't speak for the rest of the lounge, but it would stop me giving you a hard time all the time.

    Or suit your fucking self, like.

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    ...I am, whatever you say I am, if I wasn't
    then why would I say I am
    In the paper, the news, every day I am
    Radio won't even play my jam.
    Last edited by The Flying Cow; 04-06-2009 at 10:26 PM.

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