Wandering about with the thread like that, what are you doing.
Just slurp up a dab of jelly or jam before the host.
It'll be fine - she'll have something to look forward to, and you can save your other sermon 'til she's home and ready to listen properly.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Well, yes.
One would assume that cannibals actually make the flesh as tasty as humanly possible. Just cos they're sick fuckers doesn't mean they'd be any less gastronomically exacting than the rest of us, like.
In other news, I've just had a barbecue out in my back garden. Made meself a chilli rib-eye steak with green peppers, tomatoes, onions and corn on the cob. It was fucking epic win. If they gave that shite out at communion, they wouldn't have to worry about arses on pews any more. Fact.
You may be on to a winner there Chavis. I wouldn't put it behind the fuckers to try it as a new tactic.
I dunno, mang. Last I had one of them biscuits it didn't taste much at all, as I recall. Like paper with a hint of salt.
The wine was extra strong +1, though.
The combination worked for me, like
EDit:
This'd be protestant communion, though. And I've not had any since I decided that christianity, and organised religion, wasn't for me, so it might be different now.
Last edited by Snee; 04-18-2009 at 07:49 PM.
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