Palatable Communion.

[Proper Bo]

well how the fuck could you have a sarnie without any meat in it?
shirley that'd just be a salad in some bread or something else.

[Something Else]

Ploughmans. :runaway:

[Proper Bo]

edit: oh wait, i just looked it up and a ploughman's doesn't have meat in it. Anytime I've had one it's had some slices of pig in it

[JPaul]

She never makes me any. Cunt.

Don't you ever call your Mam that again.

You're going to special hell now.

[JPaul]

Is it true that the majority of deaths in this world are caused by religion?

Is it true that suicide bombers do it because they have faith?


Seems to me that religion causes more deaths than drunk driving. If this is the case, should we not ban religion in the name of world peace?


Let's slaughter every man, woman and child who prays to a deity, in the name of world peace...

Or am I just being a cunt?

Yeah right, that'll work.

You'll be banning drunk driving next.

[benchez' mum]

She never makes me any. Cunt.

Don't you ever call your Mam that again.

You're going to special hell now.

Plus won.

[JPaul]

You brought him up better than that, Shirley.

[benchez' mum]

I did. I did. It's not his fault. I blame the father.

[Skweeky]

If Ben had been a girl, her name would've been Erin. (that somehow doesn't seem correct, but I don't know how else to put it)

Thats just weird.

[TheFoX]

I did. I did. It's not his fault. I blame the father.

Our Father, which art down the pub,
hallowed be thy tankard;
thy beer has come;
thy will be drunk,
in earth as it is in Devon.
Give us this day our daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses (especially in the middle east),
as we shouldn't forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from cunts.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.