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    Toxicology smell of aroma?

    wake
    fart
    +
    soap
    +
    shampoo
    +
    shaving foam
    +
    after shave
    +
    tooth paste
    +
    coffee
    +
    eggs & bacon
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    cig
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    car exhaust
    etc
    etc

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    I smell a human upon awakening every morning.

    When I get down stairs, I smell several more humans.

    Then I generally smell toast.

    I love the smell of human in the morning. Smells like victory.

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    Indeed but what does a human smell of?

    I never get close enough to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Indeed but what does a human smell of?

    I never get close enough to them.
    There's a chap who comes to work where I work and if he smells like a human I must not be one

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Indeed but what does a human smell of?

    I never get close enough to them.
    Arse and sweat.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    So humans smell of;

    - what their body excretes in relation to what they digest.
    - nasal altering aromas attached onto their epidermis.

    Hence;

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    Zed, you can't just post 'hence;'.

    Well you can, but it won't make any sense.

    No, wait, I forgot I was talking to yourself.

    Semicolons are completely pointless;

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    Worst haiku ever.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Indeed Haiku shame

    I can post "hence" as a fence of suggestiveness allowing only those with answers over it.

    worst grammarotigical mistake i did was

    - what their body excretes

    i had no clue how to refroze it.

    Strangely i only smell bacon.
    Last edited by 100%; 04-21-2009 at 09:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Worst haiku ever.
    No, that was the worst
    Just to get that in there first
    I hope your ear bursts.

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