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    I picked these up @ TheFreeProject Voyeur.com

    made me laugh



    FEMALE PRAYER:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.
    Amen.


    MALE PRAYER:
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store.
    Amen.

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    Originally posted by MetroStars@22 September 2003 - 22:40
    I picked these up @ TheFreeProject Voyeur.com

    made me laugh



    FEMALE PRAYER:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.
    Amen.


    MALE PRAYER:
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store.
    Amen.
    but metro dont'cha know that women are only happy when they're unhappy? Here's da proof.


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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