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    My kid & neighbour kid require an average of 18 minutes before injustice is created out of pure happiness.

    Hence parental control should not kick in until;
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    -after 25 minutes
    -premonition 12 minutes.

    This means parents have an average of 18 minutes to chill, then re-direct concentration of the little ones.

    Last edited by 100%; 04-24-2009 at 07:34 PM.

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    My kid shat himself the other day. True story.

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    Did he cry?

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    Nope, he laughed, in an embarrassed sorta way, like.

    I nearly cried, though, having to clean the wee fucker up.

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    I shat myself in the playground once, then went back into class and pretended nothing had happened. all the kids must have thought i stepped in dogshit.

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    Crappping in your pants is normal in nappy transition phaze.

    My kid cries cause he gets teased about it, hence crapping yourself is shame.

    Hitting and shooting is cool.

    Social systems suck.

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    Indulging into crying is also an awesome trait of those who indulge in pure emotion.

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    Rule 1. Never shit yourself in front of you're mates, they'll tease the fuck out of you and make you cry.

    Rule 2. Never Cry in fron of you're mates, they'll tease the fuck out of you.

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    Is crying wrong?

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    No, He'll grow out of it. some kids cry for attention though, that's bad.
    Last edited by Alien5; 04-24-2009 at 08:46 PM.

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