Wash it well and cook it thoroughly and it will be fine though. But wash your hands after you put it on to cook and put that feckin towel in the wash!!!
Wash it well and cook it thoroughly and it will be fine though. But wash your hands after you put it on to cook and put that feckin towel in the wash!!!
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Ignore them mulder.
Flash fry the fecker but remember to leave it a wee bit pink in the middle for texture. Just wipe your hands on the same towel, no point in making another towel wet ffs.
Any you don't eat freeze it again for later.
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FFS. How did you make it to 22 without defrosting a chicken breast?
If you left it on the counter, do NOT eat it ffs. Or your arse will be looking like the Japanese flag for the next 48 hours.
Never defrost chicken by leaving it out on the counter, it is too high a risk for salmonella infection. If you don't want to defrost it in the microwave, then leave it in the fridge overnight.
Defrosting by microwave is absolutely fine, but do it as JP says. If going from fully frozen, wack it on defrost for 3 minutes, then do it 1 minute at a time. Otherwise you might end up with a very dry bit of meat indeed. If your chicken is not packed in a seperate pouch, put a tablespoon of water in the dish with it before putting it in the microwave.
oh shit. the chicken has been on the counter since this morning, do i have to throw it out now ffs?
just fucking cook it
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You've got a place to sit
Mate. If you had left it out, and covered it up so no air could get to it and you wacked it in the grill or whatever as soon as it had been defrosted, you probably would get away with it. That thing has been out there for 10 hours, and I assure you, it will have been defrosted hours ago.
It's your stomach and I guess a wee game of diarrhoea roulette is always good fun.
If you do eat it, let us know, so we can get a wee sweepstake going.
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