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    Freshman Guide to Bra Removal:

    OBJECTIVE
    To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
    WHAT YOU NEED
    1) Girl with bra
    2) Two functional hands
    3) Common Sense

    TECHNIQUES
    1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
    2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
    3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

    DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

    WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
    1) "I really want to thank you for this."
    2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
    3) "Do you have any cereal?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by saleem1090 View Post
    Freshman Guide to Bra Removal:

    OBJECTIVE
    To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
    WHAT YOU NEED
    1) Girl with bra
    2) Two functional hands
    3) Common Sense

    TECHNIQUES
    1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
    2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
    3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

    DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

    WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
    1) "I really want to thank you for this."
    2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
    3) "Do you have any cereal?"
    man thats seriously hilarious. lol

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    Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
    thats good

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    Good tips.
    Which one do i try first
    LOL

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