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[blog] Just back home from a gals only night thingy. Was going to make a noose out of the napkins and hang myself right there from the rafters
with Donny Osmond and fucking Dana in the background preparaing my funeral hymns.
I held out, but only for my Ma phoning my Pa to say she had bashed his Jag, and the AA couldn't get it working again.//
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spmado
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oh jeebus, what'd she do to it?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Poster
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She couldn't get out of a dead end and started doing all sorts of mental moves, including; driving on someones mini yard, scaring the shit out of some fella guarding his car and eventually hitting a big pile of rocks.
I was going to offer to help her as it seemed I was in some kind of never-ending fairground ride, but was still on a come down and had already knocked back 2 voddys at that point. Besides, me Pa would go mcmental if I even thought about driving his car.
still about btw?
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spmado
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was she pished?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
spmado
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bill's been killed, like.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
spmado
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wiki says natural causes, bbc says suicide. true story.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
mostly harmless
How can it be natural causes if you are found hanging?
sex a wolf in a bag
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He hung his body?sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and body
Now go away.
spmado
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the bbc said round his neck and genitals before, like
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You've got a place to sit
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