Last one to post wins the internets

**Alien5** · 06-26-2009, 10:37 AM

better late than never.

**chalice** · 06-26-2009, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Skiz

He lives!

I think the last we heard from ewe, ewe were sneaking out of the house for a 3 day bender. Noice to see you made it through.

Had the 3 day bender. Paid for it dearly, believe you me.

It was good at the time but my suffering has been inhumane. True story.

Am currently conducting an experiment as to what the outcome might be if I don't harsh the many, many cawks. 4 weeks now and it's not looking good, mate. Not good at all.

**Mr. Mulder** · 06-26-2009, 10:56 AM

got my hawt date tomorrow, just shaved my chest and my bawls ftw

we couldn't decide to either go see a moviefilm, go for a meal or go bowling or go drinking so we're meeting at 11 in the morning and doing all of the above, that's got to end in sex - its the law.

**Barbarossa** · 06-26-2009, 11:45 AM

Can you just clarify one point for me:-

When you lived in Lincoln you were shagging a bird from Eastbourne, and now you're living in Eastbourne you're shagging a bird from Lincoln?

Is this correct?

**Mr. Mulder** · 06-26-2009, 12:00 PM

when i was living in lincoln i was shagging a burd from brighton and now i live in eastbourne i tomorrow will be shagging a burd from grantham, try to keep up ffs