Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Just watched that Bronson, epic win it was.

[Skiz]

Pigs in a blanket!

[benchez' mum]

Sawsage Samwich.

[Skiz]

Is that wot you call them over yonder?

[benchez' mum]

I don't know. I'm a Vegetarian.

[benchez' mum]

1403: Paralympic tennis champion Pistol Pete Norfolk is performing the coin toss. Not sure who won actually.

That's a bit harsh, like.

[Skiz]

I don't know. I'm a Vegetarian.

You big pussy.

[benchez' mum]

People who eat meat have bigger vaginas. Fact.

[chalice]

Wotchas cunts.

Going to a concert tomorrow evening. Win.

Booked the tickets off of the internets. Should be win.

Have no ink in the printer to print out the thing wot gets you into the concert. Not win.

It's twenty-five past 2 on a Saturday afternoon and I'm wopped and half pished. Not going out under any circumstances, like.

Wank. Fact.

Wot's a man to do?

[Snee]

Call a friend?