Last one to post wins the internets

**Snee** · 07-05-2009, 04:04 PM

You can come out now, though.

**Skweeky** · 07-05-2009, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

trying to watch that Watchmen film and fucking hell is it boring! It's been 49minutes and nothings happened! I mean absolutely nothing ffs!! one of them got killed right at the beginning, about two mins in but then that's it

im deleting the shit out of it right now!1

You're such an animal. I loved that movie.

**chalice** · 07-05-2009, 10:48 PM

Went to a concert tonight, like.

I was prolly the only one in the audience who had a clue about all the songs sang and tried to show my appreciation in an appropriate manner.

The missus says I was behaving like a spastic.

I want to beat her to death with a sharpened turnip.

Good fucking job I don't have a turnip to hand. True story.

**callum** · 07-05-2009, 11:00 PM

Was it Lucy Wainwright Roche you went to see?

**chalice** · 07-05-2009, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by callum

Was it Lucy Wainwright Roche you went to see?

It was indeed, mate.

That's proper insightful of yourself.

What brought you to that incredible yet true conclusion?

**Alien5** · 07-05-2009, 11:13 PM

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

**chalice** · 07-05-2009, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Alien5

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

That's not very nice, allen.

**callum** · 07-05-2009, 11:15 PM

When you mentioned the concert the other day, you didn't say who it was.
This evening, when you mentioned it again and didn't say who it was, I became suspicious and decided to investigate. I was hoping it was someone shit like.

A google search of "concert belfast 5th july", brought up results of Madonna, Britains Got Talent and Bryan Adams. On closer inspection the dates turned out to be wrong, I felt a bit let down.

It'd have been brilliant if you were talking about the britains got talent tour.

I was prolly the only one in the audience who had a clue about all the songs sang and tried to show my appreciation in an appropriate manner.

The missus says I was behaving like a spastic.

Then I found out Lucy Wainwright Roche had played in Belfast tonight and you've mentioned her before, so mystery solved.

I might seem like a mental internet stalker/sherlock holmes, but it actually took less time than it did to type this post.

**Alien5** · 07-05-2009, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by chalice

Originally Posted by Alien5

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

That's not very nice, allen.

you could have done it much funner than that.