Last one to post wins the internets

[JPaul]

[Skiz]

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You always over react. You do it anyway.
Hello! my new friend! Nice girl here!
I cam accross your email on some website. Don't remember exactly which one.
I am coming to your area in just few days and I need to find a male parnter overthere.
I hope we can go out together and you could show me around.
Drop me few lines at [email protected] so we can stay in touch. This is my personal mailbox I use for correspondence.
Please reply to my personal addie only, as I constantly check it.
I will show my picture If you decide to reply. I know there'll never be a time you'll ever feel the same. 'til you hear both sides.

[JPaul]

Get in there, how can it go wrong.

[Skweeky]

Leave him alone now Snee; forcus has no time for waisters like you.

You're just whining about your best.

Go censor the prom queen.

You're right. Those prom queens these days tend to have dirty fucking mouths.

[JPaul]

... dirty fucking mouths.

Three words that go well together

[benchez' mum]

Fatty Foulks.

Didn't he stop a match by snapping the crossbar once.

[Skiz]

What does "hammer and tack" mean?

[JPaul]

What does "hammer and tack" mean?

Give in, what does it mean.

[Skiz]

I dunno.

I was reading some headers and saw - "Yer should totally bring me hammer and tack a tee."

I don't have a fucking clue what that means.

[JPaul]

Context man, we need context.