Nope. Just conversing with the hive, Skiz.
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Nope. Just conversing with the hive, Skiz.
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sex a wolf in a bag
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Mornin USAians.
Now go away.
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supupeein?
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pepper your angus
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the past few days were somewhat fail somewhat win
had that burd come down for some sexytime on sunday, only problem was i got food poisoning just before and had stuff coming out of both endsbut i tried to blag my way through it, went up to london to pick her up and bring her back (trying not to shake or vomit on the way) we got back to mine, sat on the sofa and had a drink then i took her into my room to make sexytime and didn't seem to have much trouble getting it up, the only problem was i couldn't stop sweating ...it was dripping off me in streams and i couldn't stop shaking and the trhusting motions were 100% gonna make me throw up again, i was a fucking mess and she asked if i was ill so i came clean (after going down on her and making her cum, obvioumesnt).
i got a bit better as the day went on, we went down the beach - no beach bbq as planned though as i could eat nothing, got back to mine where i gave her a proper seeing to.
then we went into brighton the next day, got halfway round brighton and i had an epic relapse and thre up fucking everywhere in this poor little bars toilet, i litterly painted the walls - it was not pretty. we had to leave brighton and go straight back to mine where i slept for 4 hours, thn i woke up, then we went for a walk, then i gave her one. then we went to sleep. then we woke up, then i gave her another seeing to despite feeling like a badgers arse. then i took her back to london to get her bus.
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pepper your angus
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hoi it wasn't my cewking lyke!1
...pretty sure it was this sweet thai chili chicken baguette wot i got from this dodgy looking sammich shop wot did it
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:highfive:Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
the past few days were somewhat fail somewhat win
had that burd come down for some sexytime on sunday, only problem was i got food poisoning just before and had stuff coming out of both ends
i got a bit better as the day went on, we went down the beach - no beach bbq as planned though as i could eat nothing, got back to mine where i gave her a proper seeing to.
then we went into brighton the next day, got halfway round brighton and i had an epic relapse and thre up fucking everywhere in this poor little bars toilet, i litterly painted the walls - it was not pretty. we had to leave brighton and go straight back to mine where i slept for 4 hours, thn i woke up, then we went for a walk, then i gave her one. then we went to sleep. then we woke up, then i gave her another seeing to despite feeling like a badgers arse. then i took her back to london to get her bus.
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just stolen the hangover and terminator 8: terminate harder
i bet the hangover will be funny but not proper funny, just merkin funny so it wont actually make you laugh and it bet terminator 11 will have some awesome robot porn in it but at the same time be a bit shit
sex a wolf in a bag
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I just stole those!!! I tried streaming them over to the tellybox in the living room using that TVersity app. Those dodgy screeners look ok on the tellybox.
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but i tried to blag my way through it, went up to london to pick her up and bring her back (trying not to shake or vomit on the way) we got back to mine, sat on the sofa and had a drink then i took her into my room to make sexytime and didn't seem to have much trouble getting it up, the only problem was i couldn't stop sweating ...it was dripping off me in streams and i couldn't stop shaking and the trhusting motions were 100% gonna make me throw up again, i was a fucking mess and she asked if i was ill so i came clean (after going down on her and making her cum, obvioumesnt).
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