Last one to post wins the internets

[tesco]

Shit, sorry.
Once these board issues go away i'll untrash the old threada and close it to stop posts but to get your post counts back..

[Biggles]

Biggles.
He better donate it back to the board like jpaul did.

Consider it donated to the new thread

[Mr. Mulder]

my life's work, ruined (for lyke the second time) - 6k of orsumness, all gone.

[thebazzla]

ouch i bet that hurt

[Proper Bo]

is the internets fixed yet?

[J-dye]

i will donate $1 extra to whoever that wins $20

[manker]

Flowesup, children of the internets

I notice that a Scotch person won the $20 again ... it's almost as if they lie in wait for the opportunity; never sleeping, eating only whilst staring red-eyed at the screen.

[thebazzla]

bora da

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup

[manker]

Advertising tele-sales people are pretending that they're new customers now in order to get to speak to someone other than a secretary with big bewbs.

Just had Saj on the phone who asked me if I'd ever heard of the well known phrase; 'You have to spend money on advertising and stuff so that you get money in'. I said I hadn't and asked if if he'd ever heard the phrase which dictates that you have to speculate to accumulate.

He paused for a half-second then said he didn't know why I was asking him that
Obviously, I had to call him an idiot but I did tell him that doesn't mean I don't wish him and his family all the very best for the future.

It's the iron fist/velvet glove treatment - he went away confused but happier.