Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Is a palm tree an analogy for your peen?

Nope, it's a pine-ridged rigid fact.

My feeble peen could never consider satisfying these sick Texan females (where the vast amount of interest seems to generate/germinate from, like.

Your expert opinion on as to market this phenomenon/cultural quirk would be mutually profitable.

[Skiz]

There are some downright sluts around Texas, that's for sure. Houston seems to be the epicenter and is teeming with activity of the sexual kind. Everytime I go back home I get laid. Every fucking time. But here in Austin I might only scrap together three pieces of the sweet poon tang a year.

There are a fuck-ton of wealthy folks around these here parts. And what with the drought going on they might just be partial to some new palms.

WWTTD?

What would Terry Tibbs do?

[Skiz]

[Something Else]

We actually have those. :blush:

[chalice]

Nah, mate. I was only telling every cunt who cares to read that I've started a semi-pro hydroponics grow in a roundabout stupid fucking way, like wot I always do.

I have no ideas if Texan women are sluts (though I'm sure they are).

I'm halfway through growing loads of top grade ganja and I was so excited, I had to post it.

I'm even gonna post Benjamin some when it's done. Even though he's a cawk. True story.

[Something Else]

Coinci-menthol. See PM sent yesterday on other interwebs.

[chalice]

Coinci-menthol. See PM sent yesterday on other interwebs.

Pm sent on the other internets to the max.

[Moksu]

Soo, whats going on the weekend?!

[Skiz]

So palms was cockney spy code for the eww-wee?

That's super dooper awesome. How much did ewe grow? I tried a couple times when I was young and only had one successful attempt. I went out to the woods one sunny day to check on my e-fucking-normous success and found naught but a hole in the ground.

Be careful or you might be visiting bo.

[Skiz]

Soo, whats going on the weekend?!

I hear your mam is having a party in her pants.