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    are you are expecting to see my post or something?

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    Morning folks! How's ya'll?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Morning folks! How's ya'll?
    Same old, same old, Lobstress. Trying to stop Allen being a mong and that. No luck as yet.

    How's yourself?

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    Anchorman Is Not that Funny. Step Brothers & Blades of Glory were funny er.
    Last edited by Alien5; 09-16-2009 at 08:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    summary of last nights secks.

    we had dinner and watched telly for a bit, then we went into my room and laid down and watched anchorman and whilst doing so i removed her clothes, she was wearing this awesome green bra/top type thing, frilly knickers and stockings - epic win. i went down on her and she came then i slapped on a condom (i fucking hate condoms) and went to work, started out on top at first, then did her from behind - jizzed - jobs a good'un. watched the end of the film, went at it again - was going alright, she went on top for a bit - she's flipping awesome on top!1 then i went back on top, it went on for a bit too long and then i just flopped right the fuck out, blamed it on the rubber - she agreed, went to sleep then i made bacon sandwiches for breakfast, seeing her again saturday - everyones a winrar
    Qual-a-fucking-teeeeeeee, mate.

    Waste of bacon, though.
    it wasn't smoked bacon so its kewl, like im gonna waste that!1


    smoked bacon >*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    Anchorman Is Not that Funny. Step Brothers & Blades of Glory were funny.
    you disgust and arouse me. Anchroman is probably the greatest film evar made evar +wun

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    Im not watching it again, i tried twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    Im not watching it again, i tried twice.
    Try pointing your eyes towards the TV next time, flapper.

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    Try Looking at the TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    Try Looking at the TV.
    Brilliant, Allen, fucking brilliant.

    You need to differentiate between looking and licking.

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