Last one to post wins the internets

[Skweeky]

I've got pins and needles in my right foot. Someone do something!

[Skweeky]

I've just pulled a muscle whilst being sick. Tonight, I'm mostly going to be feeling sorry for myself

[Something Else]

Poor skweeks. This might cheer you up.

I got a massive blister within minutes of arriving at work yesterday. Minutes later, I broke it open. I then got loads of eggshell paint in it. Got home and then spilt some spicy, dipping sauce on it.
Tried to make a plaster out of a pink post-it note. Failed. Now it's all raw, pink and painty with a bit of spice.

[Skweeky]

I bet it isn't as bad as feeling sick constantly for nearly three weeks

What jawb is u doing these days benchie?

[chalice]

Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies.

[Biggles]

Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies.

I did that not so long ago - those wee paring knives are deadly to the max. Like Chalice I continued my duties although I did wonder about all the blood in the washing up water and whether that was a social faux pas.

[Skweeky]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

[Biggles]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

Does lying beside someone who has it count?

[chalice]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

I can comment upon the general fallout of your condition.

And frankly, I'd rather be the one projecting my stomach-lining ceilingwards, if it's all the same to you.

[Something Else]

I bet it isn't as bad as feeling sick constantly for nearly three weeks

What jawb is u doing these days benchie?

Hoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.

Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies.

I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there.