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  1. 09-26-2009, 07:03 PM #2471
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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Hoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.



    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Youse fucking nancies.

    I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

    Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

    Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

    Win.

    Pansies.
    I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there.
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    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

  3. 09-26-2009, 07:06 PM Lounge   -   #2472
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    I didn't think that thro' . Thanks Les.
    Now go away.
  5. 09-26-2009, 08:15 PM Lounge   -   #2473
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    look how sticky that mouse is.. benches u filthy motherfukin rodent wash ur hads once in a while
  7. 09-26-2009, 09:31 PM Lounge   -   #2474
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  9. 09-26-2009, 09:56 PM Lounge   -   #2475
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  11. 09-26-2009, 09:57 PM Lounge   -   #2476
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    Zed rawks everybodys' sawks but his own.

    Sad fact!!
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  13. 09-26-2009, 10:18 PM Lounge   -   #2477
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    Am i so see through?

    Would be nice.

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  15. 09-26-2009, 10:21 PM Lounge   -   #2478
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    Quote Originally Posted by zedaxax View Post
    Am i so see through?

    Would be nice.

    Jellyfish
    That's why I like you, Zed.

    You have the courage to be an utterly incomprehensible bastard.
  17. 09-26-2009, 11:02 PM Lounge   -   #2479
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Lineker on MOTD
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    Last edited by Something Else; 09-26-2009 at 11:03 PM.
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  19. 09-27-2009, 07:34 AM Lounge   -   #2480
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