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    looking for a small a4 printer wot doesn't take up a of of space but they're all massive

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    been looking for a second jawb today, just something shit where i can be rude to people and not work very hard

    got an application form here for asda and on the form is a picture of a black person and an old person, im surprised neither are in a wheelchair

    also i rang up matalan to see if they're hiring,

    ....hello

    hello?

    ....hello

    Is that Matalan?

    ...yeah


    Oh, do you have any partime job vacancies?

    ...part time job interviews?

    No, vacancies

    ...Oh, i'll go check

    *a good 5mins passed*

    ...if you hand in a c.v

    Yeah?

    ...yeah


    Oh, well thanks?


    ...Bye



    He sounded like an absolute legend

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    What about organising Ann Summers parties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    What about organising Ann Summers parties?
    i put posters up in the girls toilets at work all the time but no one ever shows

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    I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.

    Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.

    It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.

    Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.

    It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while.
    /pics
    Now go away.

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    My vegetarian dinner.

    Now go away.

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    bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    My vegetarian dinner.

    /wood (with bacon in it, obviousment)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    My vegetarian dinner.

    Can't be arsed fannying about with the camera, mate.

    Sorry man, but that looks a bit rank, like.

    My dinner>your dinner. Even science agrees.

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