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Neither do I, there's just very little food I don't likeOriginally Posted by Snee
That's poor people-talk.
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I eat what I can tolerate, and don't bother with stuff I don't care for.
I've got nothing to prove, see, and I'm done with doing stupid stuff to try and impress people.
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I couldn't stand the smell of Liver being fried, so i didn't like it for years.
Burnt sausages made me puke, couldn't eat them for years and burnt baked potatoe made me ralf too.
Last edited by Alien5; 10-18-2009 at 11:51 AM.
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That's called bulimia.
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Liver is rank. Fact.
It smells vile and the fucking stuff is still alive (sorta).
We did an experiment in school, like. We placed a piece of liver beside a bowl of milk and when we checked it the next day, the liver had moved away from the milk. True story.
Last edited by chalice; 10-18-2009 at 11:59 AM.
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No, wait, that was pish I just posted. What's new, eh?
Apparently the liver moves towards the milk.
Rotten.com to the max.
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No, wait. I was talking pish again. Apparently it's the milk that moves towards the liver.
Surely you should know better, liver is (of course) quite inanimate
and is entirely incabable of self-locomotion. Making your public house
proposition highly preposterous and improbable. This is, however a
widely held misconception amongst certain people. It is, in fact, the
milk that is moving towards the liver.
Milk is actually highly magnetic when placed in a glass container.
However, it usually takes an object high in complex organic iron
compounds to give this a noticable effect. The presence of these
molecules moves the valence electrons of the molecules in the milk
into a highly excited state causing them to emit photons (try putting
the milk under an object which is responsive to ultra-violet
lightinside a partial vacuum chamber, and you will note that the
object will emit a faint glow.
This excited state creates highly unstable ions of strontium-91 which
then begin generate a highly charged electro-magnetic field which
increase pressure on the interior surface of the glass moving it
approximately 3.156277654x10e-12 millimeters per decaliter of liver
towards the liver's center of gravity (mitigated of course by the
friction coefficient of the table or other surface).
Unfortunately in order to observe the Liver-Milk Magneto-Kinetic
Phenomena you will need to have some sort of highly precise optical
measuring device within the confines of a geologically stabilized
environment.
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Good points
* Low in sodium
* No sugar
* Very high in iron
* Very high in niacin
* Very high in pantothenic acid
* High in phosphorus
* Very high in riboflavin
* Very high in selenium
* High in thiamin
* Very high in vitamin A
* High in vitamin B6
* Very high in vitamin B12
* Very high in vitamin C
* Very high in zinc
Bad points
* Very high in cholesterol
liver is good for you, fact.
http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...h-liver-i10111
Last edited by Alien5; 10-18-2009 at 12:09 PM.
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So is drinking your own piss, but I don't do that either.
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Does drinking urine provide any nutritional value?
The substance of urine contains electrolytes. However, there are not enough to provide any beneficial nutrients from urine. Thanks for asking ChaCha!
Last edited by Alien5; 10-18-2009 at 12:13 PM.
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Even the bible recommends it, so it must be true.Bring your own - the guide to urotherapy * Urine is 95 per cent water, but it also contains small quantities of nutrients including calcium, folic acid, iron, magnesium and zinc.
* The actress Sarah Miles is an aficionado of drinking her own urine, while the author JD Salinger was also a fan.
* Self-urine therapy dates back 5,000 years to ancient India, where it was known as "shivambu shastra" and seen as a way of rejuvenating body and soul.
* Male porcupines use their urine to soften the female's quills before mating, while vultures urinate on their legs to cool themselves.
* Advocates claim it has antibacterial, antifungal, antiviral and anticancer properties.
* Research in the 1990s claimed that drinking urine could cure jet lag.
* It is highly sterile. The Aztecs used it to prevent wounds becoming infected.
* The practice is particularly popular in China, where millions of people drink a daily dose of their own urine.
* In Cameroon, people were banned from drinking their own urine in 2003 amid health concerns. They were warned that transgressors would be prosecuted.
* Some fans believe the Bible recommends urine therapy. A verse in Proverbs advises: "Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well."
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